Laughter the Best Medicine
14 June 2008First Day on the Job
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee…..
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded: "You fool, you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know whom you’re talking to?"
"No" replied the trainee..
"It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know whom YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.
"Thank God….!!" replied the trainee and put down the phone..
Telephone Bill
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.
Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone
Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile
Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones.
Lift
A Sardarji was waiting on the bus stop. A biker came by and asked him "Do you want a lift?". Sardarji replied : "No thanks, my home is in ground floor!".
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